Step 1: Dad lifts me from wheelchair to changing table he made for our bathroom. (It’s really just a floor cabinet with a soft pad on top.)
Step 2: Dad pulls my shorts and boxers off.
Step 3: Dad lifts me from changing table to toilet and straps me into special backrest. Dad leaves bathroom.
Step 4: I pewp.
Step 5: I yell “DONE!” when I’m done, sometimes I sing it.
Step 6: Dad lifts me back on to changing table.
Step 7: Dad wipes my ass with a baby wipe while I pretend to have an ounce of dignity. (I do btw)
Step 8: Dad redresses me and puts me back in my chair.
Well, glad we got that out of the way!